Kids Try 100 Years of Pies

Ugh, what is this pie?

Is this cheese pie?

(burps)

(giggles)

(upbeat music)

What do you call a cow which has no legs?

[Man] What?

Ground beef.

It tastes like veggies.

Like very bad vegetables.

I will call this cake meat corn.

Like if someone comes over to me

and they're like, Hey Billy, wanna eat meat corn with me?

I'm like, sure.

Okay, but I see jiggling.

Ugh!

It smells like apple pie kind of a lot.

A little bit pumpkin-ish.

Oh praise the Lord.

What is this even?

Ugh!

At the same time I don't know how

is this gonna taste like.

Ugh.

(spits)

That tastes like modeling clay.

That's way older than me.

I was born in 2008.

What's that?

Almonds?

(giggles)

Pecans.

It tastes kind of like gingerbread.

I don't really like gooey things.

I only like Jello.

No.

I can't tell what this is

so I'm just gonna eat the whipped cream.

Which I hope is whipped cream.

Is this just whipped cream?

What is this?

It tastes like nothing I can relate to.

Egg whites?

What is this?

With egg whites?

That's not me.

It's probably something like...

Elephant poop or something.

It smells like Fritos with salad.

And I don't like tomato.

Is this sauerkraut?

Oh, there's beans in it.

Aw, there's a baby cucumber.

What? What is it?

Is it spicy?

It's not spicy.

Yeah, I need water.

I'm gonna hate this.

I wish I would just like rip out my taste buds right now.

Who cares.

Oh my gosh, oh no.

The pepper is like, oh my gosh.

(panting)

Okay the first thing I smell is garbage.

From this point, like from the whipped cream

I think it's gonna be pretty good.

Should I taste it?

Come on!

Mmm!

Wow, really good.

Hell no.

(adults laughing)

It looks like a taco, but green.

[Woman] No, don't worry.

(laughs)

Ninja turtles?

[Woman] Yeah.

I thought the Ninja Turtles like just started.

I heard of them.

I think their names are like

Deangelo

Michelle

Leondro

and Mike.

Apple pie?

Apples are like super great.

I like the top.

The middle, not so much.

Is this ham?

It tastes like there's bacon in this.

Bacon, I was eating bacon?

Bacon! I love bacon.

It looks like cake.

Pie.

[Both] Piecakin?

Oh.

Because cake and pie.

What is this though?

[Both] Yeah.

Pistachio?

This is sweet potato.

Too much cake.

It needs to be a real pie.

They need to make it a size smaller

and they need to make it more better.

Oh wait so then how did you guys get it?

Oh you pre-ordered it?

Thank you.

Yeah thanks.